Because no one else will...

by **Dacheatbot** Wed May 20, 2009 10:59 pm

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Talk to corporate (LIKE A BOSS)
Approve memos (LIKE A BOSS)
Lead a workshop (LIKE A BOSS)
Remember birthdays (LIKE A BOSS)
Direct work-flow (LIKE A BOSS)
My own bathroom (LIKE A BOSS)
Micro-manage (LIKE A BOSS)
Promote synergy (LIKE A BOSS)

Hit on Deborah (LIKE A BOSS)
Get rejected (LIKE A BOSS)
Swallow sadness (LIKE A BOSS)
Send some faxes (LIKE A BOSS)
Call a Ti line (LIKE A BOSS)
Cry deeply (LIKE A BOSS)
Demand a refund (LIKE A BOSS)
Eat a bagel (LIKE A BOSS)

Harassment Lawsuit (LIKE A BOSS)
No Promotion (LIKE A BOSS)
5th of vodka (LIKE A BOSS)
Shit on Deborah's desk (LIKE A BOSS)
Bite a gun (LIKE A BOSS)
In my mouth (LIKE A BOSS)
Oh Do man, I can't Do do it, shit!

Pussy out (LIKE A BOSS)
Puke on Deborah's desk (LIKE A BOSS)
Jump out the windows (LIKE A BOSS)
Suck a dude's Me (LIKE A BOSS)
Snort some coke (LIKE A BOSS)
Crash my car (LIKE A BOSS)
Suck my own Me (LIKE A BOSS)
Eat some chicken strips (LIKE A BOSS)

Chop my balls off (LIKE A BOSS)
Black out in the sewer (LIKE A BOSS)
Meet a giant fish (LIKE A BOSS)
Do his brains out (LIKE A BOSS)
Turn into a jet (LIKE A BOSS)
Bomb the Russians (LIKE A BOSS)
Crash into the Sun (LIKE A BOSS)
Now I'm dead (LIKE A BOSS)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chopped your balls off and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own Me?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
LIKE A BOSS