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Post by Dacheatbot on Wed May 20, 2009 10:59 pm

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Talk to corporate (LIKE A BOSS)
Approve memos (LIKE A BOSS)
Lead a workshop (LIKE A BOSS)
Remember birthdays (LIKE A BOSS)
Direct work-flow (LIKE A BOSS)
My own bathroom (LIKE A BOSS)
Micro-manage (LIKE A BOSS)
Promote synergy (LIKE A BOSS)

Hit on Deborah (LIKE A BOSS)
Get rejected (LIKE A BOSS)
Swallow sadness (LIKE A BOSS)
Send some faxes (LIKE A BOSS)
Call a Ti line (LIKE A BOSS)
Cry deeply (LIKE A BOSS)
Demand a refund (LIKE A BOSS)
Eat a bagel (LIKE A BOSS)

Harassment Lawsuit (LIKE A BOSS)
No Promotion (LIKE A BOSS)
5th of vodka (LIKE A BOSS)
Shit on Deborah's desk (LIKE A BOSS)
Bite a gun (LIKE A BOSS)
In my mouth (LIKE A BOSS)
Oh Do man, I can't Do do it, shit!

Pussy out (LIKE A BOSS)
Puke on Deborah's desk (LIKE A BOSS)
Jump out the windows (LIKE A BOSS)
Suck a dude's Me (LIKE A BOSS)
Snort some coke (LIKE A BOSS)
Crash my car (LIKE A BOSS)
Suck my own Me (LIKE A BOSS)
Eat some chicken strips (LIKE A BOSS)

Chop my balls off (LIKE A BOSS)
Black out in the sewer (LIKE A BOSS)
Meet a giant fish (LIKE A BOSS)
Do his brains out (LIKE A BOSS)
Turn into a jet (LIKE A BOSS)
Bomb the Russians (LIKE A BOSS)
Crash into the Sun (LIKE A BOSS)
Now I'm dead (LIKE A BOSS)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chopped your balls off and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own Me?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
LIKE A BOSS
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Re: Because no one else will...

Post by crazycactus on Thu May 21, 2009 1:13 am

Hey Ethan, I suggest changing the censor to something more obvious like "****", cause reading things like
Oh Do man, I can't Do do it, shit!
or
Suck a dude's Me (LIKE A BOSS)
can get kinda confusing. And also hilarious if used right. But seriously.
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Re: Because no one else will...

Post by crazycactus on Thu May 21, 2009 1:14 am

Oh, and.......50 posts!! W00t!
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Re: Because no one else will...

Post by Crazy Monkey on Thu May 21, 2009 3:05 am

Changed the censor... no more confusion, and I didn't have to resort to ****...

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Re: Because no one else will...

Post by Dacheatbot on Thu May 21, 2009 4:53 am

Do we really need a censor?
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Re: Because no one else will...

Post by Crazy Monkey on Thu May 21, 2009 11:19 pm

Dacheatbot wrote:Do we really need a censor?
For people like Eric... yes... I still don't think I've added all the words from his post... I'll take care of that later.

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Re: Because no one else will...

Post by Babsy on Thu May 21, 2009 11:32 pm

I just don't understand what the purpose of a censor is...sorry.
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Re: Because no one else will...

Post by Arun on Fri May 22, 2009 3:01 pm

Yeah, we're teens. We want some control =P None of us have any real power here so adding a censor is just useless anyways.
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